July 2012
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Jul 31st
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So i’m going to my old roommates new apartment this weekend and we are having a girls weekend. I’m debating on quickly making them a house warming gift that consists of cheap glasses, serving tray, and other matchy stuff like that for our anticipated super girly drunk weekend. I think they would like it, I just don’t know if i’ll have the time and I don’t want to...
Jul 31st
Diet seems to be working, lost two pounds in four days, fingers crossed it wasn’t just a bad day on the original weigh in. Goal is 125 but I’d be happy with 128 ish. All I know is when I saw the scale hit 135 it all clicked and I knew I had to stop my terrible summer eating habits! Hoping I can get through this, I’ve never dieted before in my life!
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emiixlouu: where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia
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The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
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